Sayings for all seasons.

These thoughts contain as much wisdom as they do humor.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.-- Woody Allen
Sex is dirty only when it's done right.-- Woody Allen
Reality is what refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.-- Philip K. Dick
It's always easy to see both sides of an issue we are not particularly concerned about.
All generalizations are bad.-- R. H. Grenier
Whining is anger through a small opening.-- Stuart Smalley
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.-- Griffin's Thought
Life is a whole series of circumstances beyond your control.-- Van Roy's Truism
If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.-- Leonard Levinson
No matter where you go, there you are.-- Buckaroo Bonzai
In some ways we are more confused than ever, but we feel that we are confused on a higher level and about more important things.
We're making progress. Things are getting worse at a slower rate.
Things will get better despite our efforts to improve them.-- Will Rogers
After all is said and done, much is said and little is done.-- Olmstead
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.- Olivier
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.-- Groucho Marx
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.-- Groucho Marx
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.-- Mae West
Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it.-- Irene Peter
I'll give you a definite maybe.-- Samuel Goldwyn
Sometimes you can observe a lot by watching.-- Yogi Berra
Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.-- Agnes' Law
Mother Nature is a bitch.-- Murphy's Tenth Law
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.-- Stewart's Law of Retroaction
There are two rules for success...1) Never tell everything you know.-- Roger H. Lincoln
When you think you're the smartest, you're the dumbest; and when you think you're the dumbest, you're starting to learn.--Tom Mason


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