Sayings for all seasons.
These thoughts contain as much wisdom as they do humor.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.--
Sex is dirty only when it's done right.-- Woody Allen
Reality is what refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.--
Philip K. Dick
It's always easy to see both sides of an issue we are not
particularly concerned about.
All generalizations are bad.-- R. H. Grenier
Whining is anger through a small opening.-- Stuart Smalley
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.-- Griffin's
Life is a whole series of circumstances beyond your control.--
Van Roy's Truism
If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.--
No matter where you go, there you are.-- Buckaroo Bonzai
In some ways we are more confused than ever, but we feel that we
are confused on a higher level and about more important things.
We're making progress. Things are getting worse at a slower rate.
Things will get better despite our efforts to improve them.--
After all is said and done, much is said and little is done.--
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.--
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.--
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.--
Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it.-- Irene Peter
I'll give you a definite maybe.-- Samuel Goldwyn
Sometimes you can observe a lot by watching.-- Yogi Berra
Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.--
Mother Nature is a bitch.-- Murphy's Tenth Law
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.-- Stewart's Law
There are two rules for success...1) Never tell everything you
know.-- Roger H. Lincoln
When you think you're the smartest, you're the dumbest; and when
you think you're the dumbest, you're starting to learn.--Tom
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